I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3814. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 81.00 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 3815. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 80.99 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3816. | Salmon (pillowend) | 80.92 | 96% | 2017-07-25 |
| 3817. | Alonzo (dontbeoctopus) | 80.91 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3818. | Stas (tracersm) | 80.91 | 99% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3819. | Leandro (darklbp) | 80.91 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3820. | skizzie (skizzie) | 80.90 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 3821. | they used to say we would n... | 80.89 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3822. | Aman (amanr300) | 80.87 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 3823. | Barry (barry_mccockinerr) | 80.86 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3824. | Ikuya (eternal198) | 80.86 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3825. | Kek (sterz1) | 80.86 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 3826. | K (ilililil) | 80.85 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
| 3827. | David (hiddenpants10) | 80.84 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 3828. | Plamen (dontcrybehappy) | 80.81 | 98% | 2017-08-17 |
| 3829. | Louis (cenuij) | 80.81 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3830. | Ricky (cosmocalypse) | 80.80 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 3831. | Harish (harishchinnaraj) | 80.80 | 99% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3832. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 80.80 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3833. | Caesar (caesarp) | 80.79 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3834. | Gaurav (hisdudeness) | 80.79 | 98% | 2018-08-15 |
| 3835. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 80.78 | 95% | 2019-05-29 |
| 3836. | wyss (wyss) | 80.78 | 96% | 2018-12-31 |
| 3837. | joe (jwvv77) | 80.78 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 3838. | Ian (rubinlisky) | 80.77 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 3839. | Red (akramab) | 80.76 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3840. | dexterj (dexterj) | 80.74 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 3841. | Samuel (sssamuel) | 80.73 | 98% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3842. | Somerled (hottitts) | 80.71 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3843. | still (pluvs) | 80.70 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |