It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1651. | Saman (kittipot1) | 84.86 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1652. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 84.85 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1653. | Rice Chan (rice_chan) | 84.85 | 98% | 2019-03-04 |
| 1654. | Patrick (pawal001) | 84.85 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
| 1655. | Andy (andyok) | 84.83 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1656. | Samuel (xxomg74) | 84.79 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 1657. | salad fingers (guuul) | 84.79 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1658. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 84.77 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1659. | POOKR (pookr) | 84.77 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1660. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 84.76 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1661. | Kenji (crimsondd) | 84.75 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 1662. | John (rileytolentino13) | 84.75 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 1663. | Christian (casey_white) | 84.74 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 1664. | Ren (yozj) | 84.73 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 1665. | Nick (theblitz2007) | 84.73 | 99% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1666. | Theo (theochow) | 84.70 | 98% | 2019-03-24 |
| 1667. | LOL FAST CAR VROOM (jaikunff) | 84.69 | 95% | 2019-12-04 |
| 1668. | fastest (haringtyping) | 84.69 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1669. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 84.68 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1670. | Nydameth (nydameth) | 84.67 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1671. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 84.64 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 1672. | Lisha (lishazhang) | 84.61 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 1673. | Lyer (lyerlyer) | 84.61 | 95% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1674. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 84.59 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
| 1675. | Zoeham (zoeham) | 84.59 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 1676. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 84.53 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 1677. | Mark (veltzer) | 84.52 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1678. | Topi (tofithecat) | 84.51 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 1679. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 84.51 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1680. | Mr. (pokerface45) | 84.49 | 98% | 2020-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |