Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1132. | wintermute (s255) | 92.19 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1133. | Douglas (ossmando) | 92.19 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1134. | cats (proceed) | 92.19 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1135. | amar (amar_battulga) | 92.16 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1136. | Jesus (keeemstarr) | 92.15 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1137. | LB (man_onatree) | 92.14 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1138. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 92.14 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1139. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 92.11 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 1140. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 92.10 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1141. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 92.08 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1142. | Ethan (chinge329) | 92.07 | 98% | 2018-04-25 |
| 1143. | William (horriblejoy) | 92.07 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 1144. | Troy (teeroy) | 92.04 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1145. | JackBurst (jackburst) | 91.99 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 1146. | uniracer (uniracer) | 91.97 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1147. | Kawahal (kawahal) | 91.95 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 1148. | fastest (haringtyping) | 91.93 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1149. | RIP BYRON (sk8terboi723) | 91.92 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 1150. | Sabrina (haroldfinch) | 91.92 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 1151. | エリカ (erzas) | 91.92 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 1152. | world man (fricked) | 91.90 | 95% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1153. | Phil (jojaletenaza) | 91.90 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 1154. | David (dcohen91) | 91.89 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1155. | M (myles_jb) | 91.88 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 1156. | who-are-you (who_tf_are_you) | 91.87 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 1157. | Lance (zaitrancer) | 91.87 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 1158. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 91.84 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 1159. | (lwycsrc) | 91.81 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 1160. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 91.81 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1161. | TruckerJoe (huskadoryt) | 91.79 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |