So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34272. | Ashen (ashen12) | 42.06 | 93% | 2020-12-17 |
| 34273. | (densityx) | 42.06 | 86% | 2015-04-07 |
| 34274. | (danni) | 42.05 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 34275. | (khachlangdu) | 42.05 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 34276. | (danielgarth) | 42.04 | 97% | 2019-04-21 |
| 34277. | (farmer123) | 42.03 | 87% | 2014-11-14 |
| 34278. | (mattymooo2021) | 42.02 | 94.3% | 2023-06-01 |
| 34279. | (_zwyi_) | 42.02 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 34280. | (kyle_15) | 42.02 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 34281. | (listerinemakesmymouthfeel... | 42.02 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 34282. | (talkingtree) | 42.02 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 34283. | (advcandra@gmail.com) | 42.02 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 34284. | (ronnieew2) | 42.02 | 94.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 34285. | (yohanes_l) | 42.01 | 95% | 2023-07-12 |
| 34286. | (jayanth_1) | 42.01 | 93% | 2021-05-11 |
| 34287. | (el3ctron) | 42.01 | 92% | 2023-04-20 |
| 34288. | (harhs) | 42.00 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 34289. | (kimz) | 42.00 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 34290. | (h_nae) | 41.99 | 95% | 2023-06-10 |
| 34291. | (champ_) | 41.99 | 91% | 2015-12-15 |
| 34292. | (parnian) | 41.98 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 34293. | (fmmr001bd) | 41.98 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 34294. | (yuunagi) | 41.97 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 34295. | (racer2606) | 41.97 | 92.5% | 2023-07-10 |
| 34296. | (ibmibmibm) | 41.97 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 34297. | (paulapgomes) | 41.97 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 34298. | (jamespon) | 41.97 | 89% | 2015-12-10 |
| 34299. | (beyerrr) | 41.96 | 93% | 2021-02-05 |
| 34300. | (ismail_dinc) | 41.96 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 34301. | (seane_cifer) | 41.95 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |