And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11082. | Stephen (stephen_17) | 95.39 | 95% | 2013-10-12 |
| 11083. | they used to say we would n... | 95.39 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 11084. | MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN (eridpnc) | 95.38 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 11085. | Alec (lcpckp) | 95.38 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 11086. | Felipe (felipet) | 95.38 | 99% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11087. | Jonas (jnshey) | 95.38 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 11088. | Josef (commiesans) | 95.38 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 11089. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 95.37 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11090. | Nicole (moosebear) | 95.37 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 11091. | Hargun (hargun) | 95.36 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 11092. | Mahrue (mahrue) | 95.36 | 89% | 2016-11-09 |
| 11093. | Smudge on megamak uwu (snudge) | 95.36 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
| 11094. | Kunal (fourplus) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11095. | Chibichan (supersam317) | 95.36 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 11096. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 95.36 | 99% | 2014-03-02 |
| 11097. | Ted (morinted) | 95.36 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 11098. | Almond (almondming) | 95.35 | 96% | 2012-05-31 |
| 11099. | Dont (harhar) | 95.35 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 11100. | Khor (khorshijie) | 95.35 | 97% | 2014-11-30 |
| 11101. | Phantom (bwolff1108) | 95.35 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 11102. | vinn (vincej123) | 95.34 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11103. | Deiru (deiru) | 95.33 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 11104. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 95.33 | 97% | 2016-12-28 |
| 11105. | Suren (strongsuren) | 95.32 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
| 11106. | James Bond (james_bond777) | 95.32 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 11107. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 95.32 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11108. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 95.32 | 96.8% | 2023-08-13 |
| 11109. | san (nianen88) | 95.32 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11110. | John (fghpvp) | 95.32 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 11111. | Seyaua (seyaua) | 95.32 | 98% | 2013-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |