I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
Active since October 9, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 217. | Apexi (apexi) | 92.69 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 218. | Fexo (fexer) | 92.42 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 219. | (altrocality) | 92.41 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 220. | Isaac (inied) | 92.36 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 221. | Matthew (mwells56) | 92.20 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 222. | rohan (xpoes2) | 92.08 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 223. | RIP reckful (typefacer88) | 91.92 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 224. | Spencer (yaboispoon) | 91.76 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 225. | test (cmlyma) | 91.58 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 226. | Colby (cytotoxjq) | 91.56 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 227. | Eric (goodchain) | 91.35 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 228. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 91.35 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 229. | TIN (daons) | 91.34 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 230. | Wan (wzul) | 91.33 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 231. | Zeb (zebstrikal) | 90.96 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 232. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 90.93 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 233. | Jackson (hardward) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 234. | Janc (psyy1234) | 90.74 | 99% | 2020-11-15 |
| 235. | Stephen (canasferatu) | 90.62 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 236. | Brian (briantrainingtyping) | 90.30 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 237. | lizardd (lizardd) | 90.09 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 238. | ottuba (ottuba) | 90.03 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 239. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 89.85 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 240. | Kom (poobscoob) | 89.85 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 241. | Asewze (asewze) | 89.83 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 242. | Alex (m3hran80) | 89.68 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 243. | jay! (its_jay_) | 89.53 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 244. | Sazu (sazusama) | 89.41 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 245. | v (vlxu) | 89.31 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 246. | Mn37 (mn37) | 89.23 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 1,566 | 106.21 | October 9, 2020 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |