When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9980. | KC Abhinav (kcabdn) | 83.14 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 9981. | ارشیا (arshiyazandi) | 83.14 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 9982. | b (srefn) | 83.14 | 94% | 2017-03-12 |
| 9983. | Shane (shlggy) | 83.13 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 9984. | James (jmiddleton) | 83.13 | 96.1% | 2023-09-15 |
| 9985. | Yi Jun (yijun25) | 83.13 | 99% | 2017-07-05 |
| 9986. | mercy (mercy_13) | 83.12 | 98% | 2026-02-26 |
| 9987. | ballerbigger (ballerbigger) | 83.12 | 97.4% | 2024-04-17 |
| 9988. | Jacob (jacotaco) | 83.12 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 9989. | Dubba (dubba_dawg) | 83.12 | 96.1% | 2023-12-21 |
| 9990. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 83.12 | 94% | 2021-09-14 |
| 9991. | Henry (henzee) | 83.11 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 9992. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 83.10 | 93% | 2023-03-30 |
| 9993. | Nem (nemisahottie) | 83.10 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
| 9994. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 83.10 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9995. | Kevin (rubixpro) | 83.10 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| 9996. | khalil laaboudi (khalil_big... | 83.09 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 9997. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 83.09 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 9998. | Evan (frost274) | 83.09 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 9999. | numdegased (numdegased) | 83.09 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 10000. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 83.09 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 10001. | Wilmer (tarzan_1) | 83.08 | 98% | 2025-08-27 |
| 10002. | Theo (tkroenin) | 83.07 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 10003. | Aiyzace (aiyzace) | 83.07 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
| 10004. | H A (hamada_ali) | 83.07 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 10005. | no (noob1720) | 83.07 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 10006. | Justin (bothon21) | 83.07 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 10007. | Ronald (ron777) | 83.07 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 10008. | R A I N Z (rainz07) | 83.06 | 95% | 2025-08-05 |
| 10009. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 83.06 | 94% | 2021-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |