The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15936. | (frenchburrito) | 77.99 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 15937. | JH (hou32hou) | 77.99 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 15938. | (foongtastic) | 77.99 | 99.3% | 2023-11-01 |
| 15939. | (zaphoidx) | 77.99 | 85% | 2015-08-03 |
| 15940. | (kuskuskus) | 77.99 | 97% | 2014-11-13 |
| 15941. | Kulmania (kuldeepcg) | 77.98 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 15942. | (kpnaik033) | 77.98 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 15943. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 77.98 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 15944. | (t0ri25) | 77.98 | 87% | 2012-08-20 |
| 15945. | (himvins) | 77.98 | 97% | 2013-06-15 |
| 15946. | (azndota) | 77.98 | 99% | 2016-05-24 |
| 15947. | (a_bhimany_u) | 77.97 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 15948. | (matt961) | 77.97 | 91% | 2013-09-09 |
| 15949. | (lazerboy1257) | 77.97 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15950. | (dieucra) | 77.97 | 94% | 2014-04-14 |
| 15951. | Daneshvar (daneshvara) | 77.97 | 92% | 2016-10-01 |
| 15952. | Tobi (obiaas) | 77.96 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 15953. | MDFG (zra3) | 77.96 | 96.5% | 2023-07-29 |
| 15954. | (ihateskiprace) | 77.96 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 15955. | (democide) | 77.96 | 94% | 2016-09-22 |
| 15956. | (kaprese) | 77.96 | 94% | 2012-05-29 |
| 15957. | (honeyking87) | 77.96 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 15958. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 77.96 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 15959. | (tonstor) | 77.95 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 15960. | (aexerz) | 77.95 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 15961. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 77.95 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 15962. | (kuanying) | 77.95 | 97% | 2016-04-23 |
| 15963. | Werecake (werecake) | 77.95 | 90% | 2013-05-23 |
| 15964. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 77.95 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 15965. | Simo (thespeedoflight) | 77.95 | 93% | 2017-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |