And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16077. | Ivan (agrus) | 85.40 | 99% | 2018-05-27 |
| 16078. | Maryanne (seakist) | 85.39 | 98% | 2014-04-05 |
| 16079. | (typegod1123) | 85.39 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 16080. | (yoghurt_) | 85.39 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 16081. | (gotta_go_fast__) | 85.39 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 16082. | Clay (clayfroelich) | 85.39 | 99.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16083. | (dharmablade) | 85.38 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 16084. | (frsteiner) | 85.38 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 16085. | (calebx) | 85.38 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 16086. | (kopimaniz) | 85.38 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 16087. | Tomer (tomershmul) | 85.38 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 16088. | (theridun) | 85.38 | 88% | 2014-08-21 |
| 16089. | (axxman22) | 85.38 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 16090. | (thequeen) | 85.38 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 16091. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 85.38 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 16092. | (csmith56) | 85.37 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 16093. | Megan (megceratops) | 85.36 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 16094. | (cocojim) | 85.36 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 16095. | (meganxjordan) | 85.36 | 94% | 2014-10-25 |
| 16096. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 85.36 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 16097. | (allitalmaty) | 85.36 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 16098. | (tatsuu) | 85.35 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 16099. | Thomas (giga_ch4d) | 85.35 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 16100. | (davida693) | 85.35 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| 16101. | Tran (transcompany) | 85.35 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 16102. | I have never lost a single ... | 85.35 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 16103. | (lostconquest) | 85.35 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 16104. | (macdann6) | 85.34 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 16105. | chinguun (chinguun_0301) | 85.34 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 16106. | (glip_glob_it) | 85.34 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |