So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25826. | Blahnana (blahnana) | 59.60 | 90% | 2014-05-04 |
| 25827. | Titan (harshalharame) | 59.60 | 95% | 2022-12-15 |
| 25828. | Lucie (ms_american) | 59.59 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 25829. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 59.59 | 95% | 2019-03-25 |
| 25830. | Kamil (finessegod_) | 59.59 | 96.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 25831. | Jaswinder (jaswinder1997) | 59.59 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
| 25832. | Calvin (1335draco) | 59.59 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
| 25833. | Nguyen (puchiano) | 59.58 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 25834. | Sandro (sado) | 59.58 | 87% | 2016-06-26 |
| 25835. | sw1ftkd225 (shabunda) | 59.58 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 25836. | Shivam (shivam543) | 59.58 | 92% | 2015-08-01 |
| 25837. | arnulpo (watdapak) | 59.58 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 25838. | hotmama (jaggid) | 59.58 | 94% | 2020-08-28 |
| 25839. | Risabh (risabhsinha) | 59.58 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 25840. | Stephanie (snbtower2) | 59.58 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
| 25841. | dirty_qwerty (soapfish) | 59.58 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 25842. | kashif (kashifjawed786) | 59.57 | 96% | 2015-10-22 |
| 25843. | Asturias (pelinsquito) | 59.57 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 25844. | Shivam (shivam_143) | 59.57 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 25845. | Huy (huyherospkt) | 59.57 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 25846. | kalirocketdev (kalirocketdev) | 59.57 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 25847. | Ali (hardstone) | 59.57 | 96% | 2021-10-09 |
| 25848. | Joyce (joelly) | 59.56 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 25849. | Wumi (wumi) | 59.56 | 92% | 2016-12-13 |
| 25850. | Zeldriz (zeldrizpiety_) | 59.56 | 94% | 2021-09-04 |
| 25851. | Connor (sharkmanfish2005) | 59.56 | 95% | 2017-10-25 |
| 25852. | Emil (milus2003) | 59.55 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 25853. | Xellos (xellos) | 59.55 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 25854. | Petar (petar17) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 25855. | Berzerk (berzerk_) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |