As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15447. | Fauzan (fafalasta) | 72.15 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 15448. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 72.15 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
| 15449. | ezpez (ezpez) | 72.15 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 15450. | GidbinN (gidbinn) | 72.14 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15451. | Shanishetti (shanishetti7) | 72.14 | 88% | 2016-03-28 |
| 15452. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 72.14 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 15453. | muerky (muerky) | 72.13 | 96% | 2024-09-16 |
| 15454. | kawaaii (kawaaii) | 72.13 | 95.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 15455. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 72.12 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 15456. | Dran (creyon) | 72.12 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 15457. | Tyler (tgalla) | 72.12 | 96% | 2025-09-30 |
| 15458. | Bao (darknight91) | 72.12 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 15459. | Yakhe (ken007) | 72.12 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 15460. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 72.12 | 95.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 15461. | Piotr (piotros) | 72.12 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 15462. | Wizard (wizardtypist) | 72.12 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 15463. | urmum (electriste) | 72.11 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
| 15464. | aditya (adityasood007) | 72.11 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 15465. | Jonathan (harddoom) | 72.11 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 15466. | johnny (treeawsome) | 72.10 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 15467. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 72.10 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 15468. | Mark (markstone_141) | 72.10 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 15469. | Trent (priyank45) | 72.10 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 15470. | Jake Alexander (jakealexander) | 72.09 | 92% | 2015-06-21 |
| 15471. | Morad (morad_the_beast) | 72.09 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 15472. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 72.09 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 15473. | Jerk (jerkric) | 72.09 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| 15474. | lucia (shql) | 72.08 | 99% | 2018-11-19 |
| 15475. | Andrej (androamater) | 72.08 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 15476. | -_- (nopantsjones) | 72.08 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |