I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14345. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 78.88 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 14346. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 78.88 | 95% | 2022-07-28 |
| 14347. | Damiano (fullomen) | 78.88 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 14348. | a (kogamr) | 78.88 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14349. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 78.88 | 99% | 2020-04-16 |
| 14350. | cfade (h1gh_voltage) | 78.87 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 14351. | a (aidan2021) | 78.87 | 94% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14352. | Lars (workmanprogress) | 78.87 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 14353. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 78.87 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 14354. | raaaaa (cra_z_ay) | 78.87 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 14355. | 0 (timswin) | 78.87 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 14356. | Brady (robotindian) | 78.87 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 14357. | Milo (plaintoast02) | 78.86 | 95.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 14358. | Minor149 (minor149) | 78.86 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 14359. | Flippette (flippercanoe163) | 78.86 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 14360. | Joey (jmschrum) | 78.86 | 98.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14361. | HardestCoworkerEver (hardat... | 78.85 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 14362. | Patrick (patbird) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 14363. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 14364. | Young (youngson) | 78.85 | 92% | 2017-03-18 |
| 14365. | first name (reaellad2) | 78.84 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14366. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 78.84 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 14367. | Yul (toonguy) | 78.83 | 95.3% | 2025-04-27 |
| 14368. | indianman (speedpotion1415) | 78.83 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 14369. | senhikunana (senhikunana) | 78.83 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 14370. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 78.83 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 14371. | Pragyan (satisfiedmagma) | 78.82 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| 14372. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 78.82 | 100% | 2022-05-31 |
| 14373. | Miro (mirodemaro) | 78.82 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14374. | Dang (cogi2996) | 78.82 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |