Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
305 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39283. | (jbarby) | 27.26 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 39284. | (gabriela) | 27.25 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 39285. | (hoangddt) | 27.25 | 95% | 2015-01-20 |
| 39286. | (globegnome) | 27.24 | 89% | 2016-09-29 |
| 39287. | (sssablja) | 27.21 | — | 2009-08-30 |
| 39288. | (i_am_groot_003) | 27.20 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 39289. | (armkillbill) | 27.19 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 39290. | (ranjankr_22922) | 27.19 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
| 39291. | (loweyy) | 27.18 | 88% | 2016-10-30 |
| 39292. | (vidita_13) | 27.18 | 92% | 2023-02-26 |
| 39293. | (scrub) | 27.16 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 39294. | (ethanjs) | 27.15 | 91% | 2013-05-24 |
| 39295. | (el_mathew) | 27.15 | 92% | 2023-07-03 |
| 39296. | (crowdcontrol15) | 27.13 | 93% | 2019-07-18 |
| 39297. | (kittyman) | 27.12 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 39298. | (serial21) | 27.12 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 39299. | (hard13_worker) | 27.11 | 92% | 2020-06-19 |
| 39300. | (marhamo) | 27.09 | 83% | 2012-01-22 |
| 39301. | (pratiksjv) | 27.07 | 93% | 2012-03-24 |
| 39302. | (chunchu1891) | 27.05 | 89.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 39303. | (raceyuusuke) | 27.04 | 92% | 2013-01-17 |
| 39304. | (vylnf213) | 27.03 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 39305. | KAM (minumair) | 27.02 | 87% | 2011-06-13 |
| 39306. | (mamawebster) | 27.02 | 89% | 2023-08-01 |
| 39307. | (kirbygod) | 27.01 | 94% | 2020-06-08 |
| 39308. | (pielala) | 27.00 | 94% | 2015-07-22 |
| 39309. | Tiffany (tofinat) | 26.98 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 39310. | Ronnie (roney027) | 26.97 | 89% | 2014-11-12 |
| 39311. | (shri_vatsa) | 26.97 | 77% | 2014-03-17 |
| 39312. | (sacredlogan) | 26.96 | 92% | 2020-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |