The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8002. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 50.90 | 81% | 2016-01-04 |
| 8003. | glenn (glenn25) | 50.90 | 94% | 2011-11-28 |
| 8004. | Bhanuteja (bhanutejj) | 50.90 | 91% | 2017-03-09 |
| 8005. | Jimi (thejimbex) | 50.89 | 93% | 2017-09-22 |
| 8006. | Caden (abombingking77) | 50.89 | 90% | 2016-01-05 |
| 8007. | inji (injikuttan) | 50.89 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8008. | Kaizoku (kaikai14) | 50.89 | 91% | 2012-10-25 |
| 8009. | Karman (greencat1318) | 50.89 | 94% | 2012-12-11 |
| 8010. | Den (denisetse) | 50.89 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 8011. | robbol (robbol) | 50.88 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 8012. | 100WPMGOAL (goalwpm100) | 50.88 | 93.6% | 2023-09-25 |
| 8013. | Filip (churllix) | 50.88 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 8014. | veronica (aninae) | 50.88 | 94% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8015. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 50.88 | 95% | 2018-01-06 |
| 8016. | Wes (slopoke) | 50.88 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 8017. | Ali (afregistry) | 50.88 | 94% | 2015-11-30 |
| 8018. | polce (polce) | 50.87 | 99% | 2022-07-14 |
| 8019. | yashar (yashar1) | 50.87 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8020. | Ravi (ravi10000) | 50.87 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 8021. | ro (romaklai) | 50.87 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 8022. | hara (harakili) | 50.87 | 97% | 2013-09-18 |
| 8023. | Mojo (mojolemker) | 50.86 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 8024. | bing bing bong (thiccdicc) | 50.86 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
| 8025. | Jono (jonodvorak) | 50.86 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 8026. | Jesse (zeon7989) | 50.86 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8027. | Khamari (dj_khaled) | 50.86 | 86% | 2016-05-23 |
| 8028. | Sampsa (vilkko) | 50.86 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 8029. | Hannah (hrockey) | 50.86 | 99% | 2013-11-13 |
| 8030. | Nhok (nhokruakon) | 50.86 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
| 8031. | Logan (ferro_majiin) | 50.85 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |