So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22248. | Patrick (jeffray00) | 63.64 | 94% | 2019-07-26 |
22249. | Joshua (aquasouth) | 63.64 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
22250. | slimaq (slimaq) | 63.64 | — | 2011-04-20 |
22251. | LâmHoàiLinh (psamdjakht) | 63.64 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
22252. | Bob (phussy) | 63.64 | — | 2009-09-10 |
22253. | Tre (treinator) | 63.63 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
22254. | Ducky (duckyz1) | 63.63 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
22255. | Anas (cloudo) | 63.63 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
22256. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 63.63 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
22257. | Jako (frafdothehero) | 63.63 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
22258. | Daniel (swietlikkielce) | 63.63 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
22259. | Fetajuice (fetajuice) | 63.63 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
22260. | kinhkong (kinhkong88) | 63.63 | 97% | 2011-06-29 |
22261. | Rohit (rohitjoshi123) | 63.63 | 95% | 2013-09-19 |
22262. | jorge (jluissuzuki) | 63.63 | 95% | 2012-02-28 |
22263. | Gaetan (dgfx) | 63.63 | 94% | 2012-02-10 |
22264. | Gabor (hapyfeet) | 63.62 | 93% | 2015-06-01 |
22265. | Justin (justtis) | 63.62 | 96% | 2011-11-05 |
22266. | h (_pro_) | 63.62 | — | 2009-08-16 |
22267. | David (fake_clover) | 63.61 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
22268. | Jack (blackened_angel) | 63.61 | 97% | 2014-08-19 |
22269. | manthan (manthan123) | 63.61 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
22270. | farzan (farzanfrost) | 63.61 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
22271. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 63.61 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
22272. | Nicolaj (nicolaj221) | 63.61 | 94% | 2015-01-27 |
22273. | Mars (ninurex) | 63.61 | — | 2009-11-14 |
22274. | Jeff (jay_vee21) | 63.61 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
22275. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 63.60 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
22276. | Pascal (pascaaal) | 63.60 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
22277. | Yash (dreaming_insomniac) | 63.60 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |