The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31306. | bigwayv (bigwayv) | 49.48 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 31307. | Jennifer (michelizzi72) | 49.48 | 99% | 2019-10-07 |
| 31308. | Evil (eviljoe) | 49.48 | 91% | 2012-02-07 |
| 31309. | J (jealousmith) | 49.46 | 90% | 2015-03-11 |
| 31310. | Jake (jakeydidntknow) | 49.45 | 95% | 2022-01-21 |
| 31311. | Mundo (mundo) | 49.45 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 31312. | Alyssa (destroyer090) | 49.44 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 31313. | yo (energybow) | 49.44 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 31314. | Anthony (anthony8044) | 49.43 | 94% | 2022-04-17 |
| 31315. | We support Palestine (shexd... | 49.43 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 31316. | ken (nighttrap) | 49.43 | 88% | 2015-08-21 |
| 31317. | Biwaswan (r40champ) | 49.42 | 94% | 2021-09-29 |
| 31318. | Florian (bkkflo) | 49.42 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 31319. | Robert (robertforster) | 49.41 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 31320. | Jimbo (jimboking) | 49.41 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 31321. | anyoneofus (buidangchung) | 49.41 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 31322. | Roulfe (roulfe) | 49.40 | 95% | 2022-09-06 |
| 31323. | HappyClaw (happyclaw) | 49.40 | 93.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 31324. | lee (bear6554) | 49.40 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 31325. | Jamar (388923) | 49.40 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 31326. | Manan (manan0214) | 49.39 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| 31327. | dean (griffo60) | 49.39 | 90% | 2014-07-22 |
| 31328. | Aidan (xanthosus) | 49.38 | 87% | 2013-03-06 |
| 31329. | coming first (comingfirst) | 49.38 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 31330. | Halim (halim_karam) | 49.38 | 91% | 2012-11-29 |
| 31331. | Buma (maru_buma52) | 49.37 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 31332. | Narmi (typer_im) | 49.36 | 88% | 2013-08-01 |
| 31333. | 心 (eltnegnam) | 49.35 | 94% | 2012-05-09 |
| 31334. | Narimus (narimus) | 49.33 | 94.2% | 2023-08-26 |
| 31335. | awsomo5000 (awsomo500) | 49.33 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |