So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19047. | Lucio (lueiasho) | 69.65 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 19048. | iqbal hakim (ballz_bazz) | 69.64 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 19049. | Buffy (bnffy) | 69.64 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 19050. | Augment (augment) | 69.64 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 19051. | Sebastian (vindaar) | 69.64 | 93% | 2014-06-01 |
| 19052. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 69.64 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 19053. | SpartanerTom (spartanertom) | 69.64 | 95% | 2013-10-02 |
| 19054. | True (truelife35) | 69.64 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 19055. | Mystery (paradosa) | 69.64 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 19056. | jacob (xxyeah10) | 69.63 | 91% | 2017-03-10 |
| 19057. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 69.63 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 19058. | Colin (3geosyog) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 19059. | Axel (axalespettachini) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 19060. | equations (equationslayer12) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 19061. | wilson (theriyucky) | 69.62 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 19062. | Pranav (pranav93) | 69.62 | 92% | 2013-12-07 |
| 19063. | Cyrusssss (cyrusysleung) | 69.61 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 19064. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 69.61 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 19065. | Harsh (sherwho) | 69.61 | 93% | 2014-02-14 |
| 19066. | Viet (viettp) | 69.61 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 19067. | Vache (vacheka) | 69.61 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 19068. | Nathan (burlisn) | 69.61 | 91% | 2017-03-07 |
| 19069. | Happe (happe) | 69.61 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 19070. | Chris (tinitin) | 69.60 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 19071. | anant (anant059) | 69.60 | 98.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 19072. | Kadz (kadzz) | 69.60 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 19073. | Cy (cymanong) | 69.60 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 19074. | Bram (bramdk) | 69.60 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 19075. | Concentration (sighsigh) | 69.60 | 98% | 2011-08-21 |
| 19076. | Marius (rightkillthaz) | 69.60 | 90% | 2012-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |