Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32662. | R (folim) | 48.33 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 32663. | Terry (terrychan) | 48.33 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 32664. | Klemen (knviper) | 48.33 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 32665. | Anonymous (curious_monkey) | 48.33 | 92% | 2020-12-25 |
| 32666. | CHULOMEKEN (chulomeken) | 48.33 | 93% | 2021-06-30 |
| 32667. | Borys (jehuda) | 48.33 | 88% | 2014-09-01 |
| 32668. | Matthias (_matthias_) | 48.33 | 93% | 2021-06-11 |
| 32669. | Haris (haris_2248) | 48.33 | 94.2% | 2023-08-17 |
| 32670. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 48.32 | 100% | 2012-12-17 |
| 32671. | (50shadeofspeed) | 48.32 | 95% | 2019-07-02 |
| 32672. | Amrit (amrit21894) | 48.32 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 32673. | Hsu (eh643027) | 48.32 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 32674. | haroon (nothisisharoon) | 48.32 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 32675. | Pankaj (pankajjha) | 48.32 | 89% | 2015-12-24 |
| 32676. | ghufran (ghufran8288) | 48.31 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 32677. | Gracc (graacc) | 48.31 | 93% | 2021-04-05 |
| 32678. | Blunt (blunt) | 48.30 | 92% | 2011-12-15 |
| 32679. | yeste28 (yeste28) | 48.30 | 98% | 2017-01-02 |
| 32680. | Nrimanta (nwiziyanow) | 48.30 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 32681. | Corey (hank0cean) | 48.30 | 92% | 2018-04-07 |
| 32682. | Jan (jmm_1) | 48.30 | 99% | 2020-12-27 |
| 32683. | Abhishek Anant (itsabhianant) | 48.29 | 94% | 2021-09-20 |
| 32684. | Andrew (amazas) | 48.29 | 94% | 2018-05-09 |
| 32685. | HBPM (praveenmanohar) | 48.29 | 96% | 2013-05-08 |
| 32686. | Alicia (alicia0316) | 48.28 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 32687. | Rohit (rohitvidwan) | 48.28 | 97% | 2013-05-04 |
| 32688. | Lily (lily_padd) | 48.28 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 32689. | A (melori) | 48.28 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 32690. | sungit2g (sungit2g) | 48.28 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 32691. | Richard (crar) | 48.28 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |