So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27338. | Johnny (john_eric) | 57.00 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
| 27339. | Bro (bromia) | 57.00 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
| 27340. | Thomas (buzzfish12216) | 57.00 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 27341. | Rin (namiakta) | 57.00 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 27342. | Henry (squidhs) | 57.00 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 27343. | jim (jimenez) | 57.00 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 27344. | Igum (igumhau) | 57.00 | 95% | 2012-03-16 |
| 27345. | Akash (akashagr) | 57.00 | 94% | 2016-11-27 |
| 27346. | 浩然 (whr88) | 56.99 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 27347. | Oliver (linearboy) | 56.99 | 93% | 2022-10-16 |
| 27348. | Kim (ntk02) | 56.99 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 27349. | Ali (alijoon) | 56.99 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 27350. | Shyam (shyambkn) | 56.99 | 93% | 2015-05-28 |
| 27351. | Sonny (plan) | 56.99 | 93% | 2011-08-02 |
| 27352. | Cong (darkness1102) | 56.99 | 93% | 2011-10-10 |
| 27353. | James (crucial) | 56.99 | 89% | 2012-03-22 |
| 27354. | CGreasy (cgreasy1) | 56.98 | 90% | 2013-10-24 |
| 27355. | Sean Francis Kilem (seansty... | 56.98 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 27356. | yousef (eastking) | 56.98 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 27357. | Mani (user_mani) | 56.98 | 94% | 2023-02-21 |
| 27358. | ನವೀನ (Navi) (naveen... | 56.98 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 27359. | Ersin (epcnhkapa) | 56.98 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 27360. | lo (raymondsung) | 56.98 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
| 27361. | theo- (theo_) | 56.98 | 95% | 2012-04-18 |
| 27362. | ALL (0gets) | 56.98 | 93% | 2016-09-16 |
| 27363. | Al (sdb23) | 56.98 | 83% | 2011-05-18 |
| 27364. | irfan (hanip) | 56.98 | 94% | 2013-10-27 |
| 27365. | Daniel (danndmv01) | 56.98 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 27366. | Sait (nuroki) | 56.97 | 90% | 2013-02-20 |
| 27367. | Alant (alant_sabu) | 56.97 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |