Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32699. | Vincent (vincenator_colemak) | 48.49 | 91% | 2012-12-24 |
| 32700. | ko (nakanidashite) | 48.49 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 32701. | Sam (vynsta) | 48.49 | 87% | 2016-07-09 |
| 32702. | wella (wella_89) | 48.49 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
| 32703. | nixnix (nixnixkuy) | 48.49 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 32704. | duong (duongtm) | 48.49 | 97% | 2013-10-02 |
| 32705. | Harry (smilechild16) | 48.49 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 32706. | obsidian (cbehen) | 48.49 | 92% | 2011-07-28 |
| 32707. | Alexis (lobsterthelarry) | 48.48 | 94% | 2021-02-17 |
| 32708. | Stacia (stacia44) | 48.48 | 94% | 2012-08-27 |
| 32709. | batman (batman) | 48.48 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 32710. | dimas (apostle) | 48.48 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 32711. | Abhi (abhishekgouhar) | 48.48 | 92% | 2014-12-21 |
| 32712. | joprince (joprince) | 48.47 | 84% | 2016-04-20 |
| 32713. | Gladys (gladys_) | 48.47 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| 32714. | Dip (gaymeat) | 48.47 | 87% | 2015-05-06 |
| 32715. | Ram (ram_nath) | 48.46 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 32716. | Shrav (shravstars15) | 48.46 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 32717. | Asaha (balsamicos) | 48.46 | 93% | 2013-10-04 |
| 32718. | Andrew (cenidozaandrew) | 48.46 | 92% | 2014-08-04 |
| 32719. | ismail (cambasi) | 48.46 | 93% | 2014-10-21 |
| 32720. | Halil (lilko) | 48.46 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 32721. | Hang (hangphan) | 48.46 | 98% | 2011-06-24 |
| 32722. | deva (devasai007) | 48.46 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 32723. | akai (akailegend) | 48.45 | 97% | 2013-07-18 |
| 32724. | Lasse (vattu) | 48.45 | 97% | 2011-11-08 |
| 32725. | leo (sazaluev) | 48.45 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 32726. | Jayant (jayantjpr) | 48.45 | 95% | 2015-10-04 |
| 32727. | Sheldon (shelbirm) | 48.45 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 32728. | Mohit (mohit_sk143) | 48.45 | 92% | 2014-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |