The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31686. | Đạt (luongdat) | 45.74 | 81% | 2011-10-31 |
| 31687. | slowwwwwwwwww (catalyst1985) | 45.74 | 94% | 2015-12-01 |
| 31688. | Runay Dhaygude (runay) | 45.73 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 31689. | paper (paperstar) | 45.71 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 31690. | Juvi (juvi) | 45.69 | 94% | 2015-03-20 |
| 31691. | Vodon (vodon) | 45.68 | 91% | 2014-03-13 |
| 31692. | eric (idiot) | 45.68 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 31693. | Mrrobot (mrrobot007) | 45.67 | 93% | 2020-12-30 |
| 31694. | Sam (sampatrickds) | 45.65 | 94% | 2023-06-21 |
| 31695. | rtoverhaul529 (rtoverhaul529) | 45.64 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
| 31696. | Jetaro (jetaros) | 45.63 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 31697. | Ulises (urcc897) | 45.63 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
| 31698. | Raging (floppypancke) | 45.61 | 91% | 2013-10-19 |
| 31699. | Trum Dai Gia (trumdaigia) | 45.60 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 31700. | Zhantai (zhantai) | 45.59 | 93% | 2023-04-11 |
| 31701. | Prabath (psaw) | 45.59 | 91% | 2016-09-15 |
| 31702. | eyad (eyadsd) | 45.56 | 93% | 2016-04-29 |
| 31703. | Lico (lico64) | 45.56 | 94% | 2022-02-10 |
| 31704. | Hang (hangphan) | 45.56 | 95% | 2012-07-09 |
| 31705. | Alex (alexsanderror) | 45.55 | 91% | 2015-12-23 |
| 31706. | jayesh (jayeshd) | 45.55 | 94% | 2017-10-17 |
| 31707. | Vebjørn (mindseth) | 45.54 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 31708. | Colleen (colleenmvirgil) | 45.53 | 83% | 2014-05-13 |
| 31709. | ارمغان (armaghan_ahmed) | 45.53 | 90% | 2014-04-22 |
| 31710. | Rom (regularguy) | 45.52 | 86% | 2015-06-30 |
| 31711. | popcircles (popcircles) | 45.51 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 31712. | Ashlynn (ashkop) | 45.50 | 85% | 2015-06-25 |
| 31713. | Jardin (jrecto) | 45.50 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 31714. | grego2612 (grego2612) | 45.48 | 96% | 2015-10-23 |
| 31715. | Martyn (wallnut) | 45.47 | 91% | 2012-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |