Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4785. | Phillip (philbilly881) | 46.53 | 94% | 2017-10-18 |
| 4786. | ajit (ajit9999) | 46.52 | 94% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4787. | steno va? (rahulsl) | 46.50 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 4788. | Shatrunjai (shatru) | 46.45 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4789. | tejas (tejasmax) | 46.44 | 92% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4790. | Shubra (shubra) | 46.44 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4791. | Ankit (ankiv) | 46.39 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 4792. | DENGEROUS (dengerousmind) | 46.35 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4793. | workman (sashay) | 46.35 | 96% | 2019-07-21 |
| 4794. | kjell (kjellbudal@gmail.com) | 46.34 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 4795. | asdf (asdf_) | 46.32 | 95% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4796. | George (georgekillin133) | 46.32 | 95% | 2017-11-17 |
| 4797. | Dan (dtiv19) | 46.23 | 88% | 2018-11-01 |
| 4798. | Liex (liex64) | 46.23 | 94% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4799. | Stephen (steezyst3ve) | 46.22 | 96% | 2019-11-12 |
| 4800. | Mohamed (mohamed536) | 46.20 | 95% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4801. | Sam Vo (hamy) | 46.12 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
| 4802. | Under (itsmeanko) | 46.12 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 4803. | Abbas (zeestudio) | 46.07 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4804. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 46.05 | 94% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4805. | Bendy (moistbiscuit) | 45.95 | 93% | 2018-03-01 |
| 4806. | Carlene (carl16) | 45.93 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 4807. | Vivek (vivek_the_worker) | 45.93 | 99% | 2019-11-09 |
| 4808. | David (davidlaunz) | 45.92 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4809. | stephen (djyang55) | 45.91 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4810. | Xtrics (christ0208) | 45.91 | 92% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4811. | Taiwan is a country (17lingh1) | 45.88 | 92% | 2018-02-02 |
| 4812. | Valur (kuntupoki) | 45.88 | 93% | 2018-01-30 |
| 4813. | IG @soyalexemalo (papialex) | 45.85 | 91% | 2018-09-09 |
| 4814. | Abhuday (hodor69) | 45.77 | 93% | 2020-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |