So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11079. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 83.34 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 11080. | WayLay (waylay17) | 83.34 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 11081. | Vince (kavden_v) | 83.34 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 11082. | Sammy (sammyf) | 83.34 | 97% | 2011-06-07 |
| 11083. | Replicant (replicant09) | 83.33 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 11084. | Dan (takethecake) | 83.33 | 98% | 2017-07-23 |
| 11085. | Fast (fastturkish) | 83.33 | 95% | 2013-07-01 |
| 11086. | Anna (azn11) | 83.33 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 11087. | Origami (0rigami) | 83.33 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 11088. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 83.33 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
| 11089. | LULU (luluthecow) | 83.32 | 94% | 2018-09-12 |
| 11090. | lemon (lemondemon) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11091. | Games (itzbond) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 11092. | Erick (erickbrsao) | 83.32 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 11093. | Mitchell (mitchfest) | 83.32 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
| 11094. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 83.32 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 11095. | lonerz (lonerz) | 83.31 | 93% | 2016-04-06 |
| 11096. | kay (hamsterdam2) | 83.31 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 11097. | Pawel (hitman117) | 83.31 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| 11098. | Dancin (dancindazed) | 83.31 | 94% | 2012-09-05 |
| 11099. | christopher "crash" (christ... | 83.31 | 98% | 2012-06-10 |
| 11100. | Berenice (berenice_quiroz) | 83.31 | 93% | 2017-05-11 |
| 11101. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 83.30 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11102. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 11103. | Chopsticks (glasschopsticks) | 83.30 | 97.5% | 2023-11-02 |
| 11104. | Nizam (nizamm) | 83.30 | 95% | 2014-08-15 |
| 11105. | Marek (ksydry) | 83.30 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 11106. | silver (silverrocker) | 83.30 | 92% | 2013-04-30 |
| 11107. | Blankout (blankout) | 83.30 | 98% | 2011-12-29 |
| 11108. | Braden (barbuthnot) | 83.29 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |