Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3925. | Sarehar (sarehar) | 63.77 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3926. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 63.77 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 3927. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 63.76 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3928. | Joshua (kim456) | 63.76 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 3929. | Basian (livlizard) | 63.74 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3930. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 63.73 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 3931. | Mark (markstone_141) | 63.71 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3932. | Jack (jfragg) | 63.69 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
| 3933. | Cosmos (cosmosatlas) | 63.68 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 3934. | Elant (crosader) | 63.67 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 3935. | Leo (s0ppa) | 63.67 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3936. | Isaiah (fknyoza) | 63.67 | 95% | 2018-08-16 |
| 3937. | Big (2v2_me_i_might_win) | 63.67 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
| 3938. | Cody (itssatan32) | 63.66 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 3939. | Phong (phongryy) | 63.65 | 95% | 2017-11-20 |
| 3940. | Chris (bigzaddy) | 63.63 | 95% | 2019-02-17 |
| 3941. | Hamza (hamstared) | 63.62 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 3942. | Samuel (tranquilo) | 63.62 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 3943. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 63.60 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3944. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 63.60 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 3945. | Ekberg (ekbergekberg) | 63.58 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3946. | Maulana (molsky) | 63.57 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 3947. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 63.55 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3948. | Lyadde (lyadde) | 63.54 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 3949. | Baerlatsch (baerlatsch) | 63.54 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 3950. | Daniel (stbdang) | 63.54 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3951. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 63.53 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
| 3952. | Marcin (zawadsoon) | 63.53 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 3953. | Xander (shuuk1) | 63.53 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3954. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 63.53 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |