So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25666. | Muhammad Musharaf (musharaf35) | 59.85 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 25667. | Alex (sanya123) | 59.84 | 96% | 2018-03-26 |
| 25668. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 59.84 | 90% | 2014-08-12 |
| 25669. | Shamel (shameldiesel) | 59.84 | 95% | 2013-06-29 |
| 25670. | Josias (jguico12) | 59.84 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 25671. | OP Dango (op_dango) | 59.83 | 87% | 2014-12-14 |
| 25672. | 利哥 (xusicool) | 59.83 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 25673. | IG @soyalexemalo (papialex) | 59.83 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 25674. | __Deaw (commandeaw) | 59.83 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 25675. | Eric (aerran) | 59.83 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 25676. | Don Kaboul (gabbaryamdak) | 59.83 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 25677. | yo (daken_guy) | 59.83 | 94% | 2022-11-13 |
| 25678. | Anon (anony) | 59.82 | 95% | 2011-09-04 |
| 25679. | Exploit (exploit) | 59.82 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 25680. | Kenkz (kenkodstark) | 59.82 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 25681. | Superior (scs_85) | 59.82 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 25682. | Joseph (jimcroce) | 59.81 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 25683. | blaze (blaze_012) | 59.81 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 25684. | Emiel (emield) | 59.81 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 25685. | Carlos (motumbo) | 59.81 | 94% | 2011-09-19 |
| 25686. | Hamza (hamstared) | 59.81 | 94% | 2019-05-09 |
| 25687. | JD (jdman) | 59.80 | 91% | 2012-06-21 |
| 25688. | Ari (arska86) | 59.80 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 25689. | Partha (partha) | 59.80 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 25690. | (amithps66) | 59.80 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 25691. | Saagster (saagster) | 59.80 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 25692. | a (pasta3) | 59.80 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 25693. | つべ (tube_jp) | 59.80 | 94% | 2022-04-09 |
| 25694. | SachiN (sachin_gupta) | 59.79 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 25695. | Trinnawat (trinnawat) | 59.79 | 97% | 2012-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |