I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9039. | Noah (ausertoremember) | 88.91 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 9040. | Andrew (andrewfbr) | 88.91 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9041. | Caitlin (camislav) | 88.91 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9042. | Siddhant (indianracer385) | 88.90 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 9043. | dvorak (dvorak0211) | 88.90 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 9044. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 88.90 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9045. | kevin (kexzh) | 88.89 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 9046. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 9047. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 88.89 | 97% | 2026-05-09 |
| 9048. | Sylvester (sylvestertyper) | 88.89 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 9049. | Soup (k2824262) | 88.89 | 99% | 2017-05-02 |
| 9050. | Shanna (hungrypotato) | 88.88 | 98.7% | 2024-07-09 |
| 9051. | nkrose (nkrose) | 88.88 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 9052. | PACO FAST (keriagod) | 88.88 | 98.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 9053. | Eobard (abdouhamel) | 88.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-11 |
| 9054. | Gabriel (tohm) | 88.88 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 9055. | Jackery (hamshank) | 88.87 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 9056. | rallicknico (rallicknico) | 88.87 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 9057. | giorgi (archangel2535) | 88.87 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 9058. | stabby stab (darkholdwizerd) | 88.86 | 95.4% | 2023-09-21 |
| 9059. | Connor McCoy (mccoycon000) | 88.85 | 93.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 9060. | Alex (sidewalkshowdown) | 88.85 | 95% | 2025-01-27 |
| 9061. | Evan (elin4046) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9062. | Ava (spritemite) | 88.85 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 9063. | Jump (toadjump) | 88.84 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9064. | wayne (nonlimit) | 88.84 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 9065. | Anthony (antho17) | 88.83 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 9066. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 88.83 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 9067. | CHIEN (chient) | 88.83 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 9068. | Swap (swapyt) | 88.82 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |