So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30607. | NIZAMI (nizami_2) | 51.57 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 30608. | Sam (sam_0) | 51.57 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 30609. | asdf (asdf_) | 51.57 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 30610. | Raymond (droid_za) | 51.56 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 30611. | BrammetjeBaas (vyx_spaghettt) | 51.56 | 93% | 2022-07-01 |
| 30612. | mbullz (mbullz) | 51.56 | 86% | 2016-09-14 |
| 30613. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 51.56 | 96% | 2014-03-27 |
| 30614. | JOHN (thunderstormsamset) | 51.56 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 30615. | sly (sly01) | 51.56 | 92% | 2013-10-19 |
| 30616. | SeeJay (seejay_ferraro) | 51.55 | 95% | 2019-10-24 |
| 30617. | CJ (donkeykick) | 51.55 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 30618. | Poonummie (poonummie) | 51.55 | 90% | 2016-02-01 |
| 30619. | vrh (vrh2373) | 51.55 | 95% | 2019-10-30 |
| 30620. | LEE (lyfah) | 51.55 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 30621. | magara (magara) | 51.55 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 30622. | Abhijit (abby79) | 51.55 | 95% | 2012-11-12 |
| 30623. | Pedro (tishi091) | 51.54 | 90% | 2015-08-15 |
| 30624. | Valerio Mario (valeriomc) | 51.54 | 89% | 2017-01-26 |
| 30625. | Djkh (djkh) | 51.54 | 96.6% | 2023-07-29 |
| 30626. | HAM (hampop) | 51.54 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 30627. | Nguyen (nguyennam2712) | 51.54 | 97% | 2012-05-06 |
| 30628. | karthikeyan (karthikn) | 51.54 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 30629. | dogphile (dogphile) | 51.53 | 92.7% | 2023-07-13 |
| 30630. | Patrick (tehpatrick) | 51.53 | 84% | 2014-04-11 |
| 30631. | HumminG (pingustaar) | 51.53 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 30632. | parteek (parteek) | 51.53 | 98% | 2013-10-29 |
| 30633. | Kurt (foxconn27) | 51.53 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 30634. | Andre (agassx) | 51.53 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
| 30635. | Julian (krise) | 51.53 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 30636. | 鱼玲珑 (yulinglong) | 51.53 | 96% | 2011-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |