So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6836. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 93.38 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
| 6837. | M. (baity) | 93.38 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 6838. | Kerschel (asdfjklsemic0lon) | 93.37 | 95% | 2017-02-03 |
| 6839. | Kelsey (barlowgirl125) | 93.37 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
| 6840. | satoo (satoo) | 93.37 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 6841. | Chaka (cha_ka) | 93.35 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 6842. | invalidcode (invalidcode2322) | 93.35 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
| 6843. | Smeagella (smeagella) | 93.35 | 98% | 2014-08-08 |
| 6844. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 93.35 | 95% | 2013-08-12 |
| 6845. | Abah (melaka) | 93.35 | 98% | 2013-07-10 |
| 6846. | Dominic (aboveawesome) | 93.34 | 86% | 2015-11-03 |
| 6847. | Allen (allent528) | 93.34 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6848. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 93.34 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6849. | Chakrit (chakrit) | 93.34 | 86% | 2016-09-28 |
| 6850. | sam (samdauphi) | 93.34 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 6851. | Michael (flaregun) | 93.34 | 92% | 2014-09-29 |
| 6852. | Alec (lcpckp) | 93.33 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 6853. | Jack (floppyfish278) | 93.33 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 6854. | Michael (hammist) | 93.33 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| 6855. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 93.32 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 6856. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 93.32 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 6857. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 93.32 | 99% | 2014-03-10 |
| 6858. | OuttaCtrl (outtactrl) | 93.32 | 96% | 2017-04-15 |
| 6859. | FUNRUINER (abefroman) | 93.32 | 93% | 2015-10-24 |
| 6860. | Hut Hut (aaltar) | 93.32 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
| 6861. | Minh Anh (gokamiso) | 93.31 | 99.1% | 2023-07-26 |
| 6862. | Jorbean (jcooper0111) | 93.31 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 6863. | quipo (quipo) | 93.31 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 6864. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 93.30 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 6865. | Asgard (iasgard) | 93.29 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |