The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12932. | Isaiah (jumpfordarts) | 40.56 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 12933. | Preston (prestonsteffenjr) | 40.56 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 12934. | Shadow (shadow_devil) | 40.56 | 94% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12935. | Mediocre Banana (whart423) | 40.56 | 97% | 2016-11-28 |
| 12936. | Lokesh (coderlokesh) | 40.56 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 12937. | dvorak_test (dvorak_test) | 40.56 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 12938. | Ilyas (log2n) | 40.55 | 93% | 2020-12-30 |
| 12939. | Arsh (piratexx) | 40.55 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 12940. | molhandro (molhandro) | 40.55 | 90% | 2015-04-19 |
| 12941. | S (ck9968) | 40.55 | 93% | 2015-08-20 |
| 12942. | Hacker (console0) | 40.54 | 94% | 2023-03-04 |
| 12943. | Deepak (deepakyad) | 40.54 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 12944. | Mohammed (mohammedsb) | 40.54 | 82% | 2016-08-26 |
| 12945. | Andrew (andrewnetwork) | 40.54 | 92% | 2012-08-18 |
| 12946. | vung (vungvk) | 40.54 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 12947. | kaykay (gogirlgo) | 40.54 | 98% | 2013-08-28 |
| 12948. | Decrare (decrare) | 40.53 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 12949. | ⌫Akri ㋡ (masterpiggy133) | 40.53 | 94% | 2023-02-19 |
| 12950. | Typical (typicalace) | 40.53 | 95% | 2018-10-31 |
| 12951. | Multiplegamesman (multipleg... | 40.53 | 93% | 2021-01-13 |
| 12952. | revo (revo) | 40.53 | 91% | 2012-09-22 |
| 12953. | zen (zentard) | 40.53 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 12954. | Juan (delacruzjuan) | 40.53 | 85% | 2016-10-24 |
| 12955. | Punit (welcome123) | 40.53 | 89% | 2016-11-30 |
| 12956. | thao quyen (thaoquyenhuynh07) | 40.53 | 91% | 2012-07-23 |
| 12957. | Dmitry (hammerfall) | 40.53 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 12958. | sahith (sahith) | 40.52 | 94% | 2022-11-15 |
| 12959. | Ben (shonic) | 40.52 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 12960. | utnwfyutlwftyulhwt (coleman... | 40.52 | 91% | 2015-06-06 |
| 12961. | Klenn C-zar (lordklenzki) | 40.51 | 97.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |