See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6627. | James (wnston) | 93.07 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 6628. | breh (duclc) | 93.05 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 6629. | Detchurrie (detch) | 93.04 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 6630. | Riley (qpixel) | 93.04 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 6631. | Benny (typervain) | 93.03 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 6632. | nakkisoppa666 (nakkisoppa666) | 93.02 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 6633. | Tomáš (eyzi25) | 93.02 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 6634. | Sentinel (fedayeen) | 93.02 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 6635. | vyst (vystoric) | 93.02 | 94.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 6636. | Brt (brtboi) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 6637. | Cheuk (cheuk2160) | 93.01 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 6638. | Yash (yash1402_) | 93.01 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 6639. | Tedson (yang16) | 93.01 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 6640. | broken backspace (thefuture... | 93.01 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 6641. | David (elgona9) | 93.00 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6642. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 93.00 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 6643. | skuukzky (glzkfngkwlap) | 92.99 | 98.4% | 2025-05-02 |
| 6644. | Sebastian (4555) | 92.99 | 96.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 6645. | sybil (ratwiththumbs) | 92.99 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 6646. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 92.99 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 6647. | Julius (jdomin4tor) | 92.97 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 6648. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 92.97 | 98.1% | 2024-02-29 |
| 6649. | B (bobby_joes) | 92.97 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 6650. | TAYAR (eltyar) | 92.97 | 100% | 2026-01-03 |
| 6651. | Lucas (supermug) | 92.97 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 6652. | Adrienne (aorlic) | 92.96 | 98.5% | 2023-06-24 |
| 6653. | Yan (betterjanek) | 92.96 | 96.3% | 2024-01-17 |
| 6654. | Kyle J Thompson (misterkyyle) | 92.96 | 98% | 2025-09-15 |
| 6655. | Nguyen (dra_go) | 92.96 | 96.3% | 2024-04-10 |
| 6656. | ya (patty0011) | 92.96 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |