So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16801. | ILoveFelix (ilovefelix) | 73.54 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 16802. | jonjonbon (jonjonbon) | 73.54 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16803. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 73.54 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 16804. | Bilb (j_pish) | 73.54 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 16805. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 73.53 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 16806. | Jonathan (jmart500) | 73.53 | 99% | 2018-01-15 |
| 16807. | Jerry (jlocke789) | 73.53 | 97% | 2014-04-18 |
| 16808. | Branko (branko_md) | 73.53 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 16809. | Einar (thisismadness) | 73.53 | 96.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 16810. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 73.53 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 16811. | LanSlan (lanslan1) | 73.52 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 16812. | vinoth0708 (vinoth0708) | 73.52 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 16813. | Athanasia (athanasialaras) | 73.52 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 16814. | Kyle (kylelegion) | 73.52 | 93% | 2015-08-02 |
| 16815. | tstats[galaxyafk] (galaxyafk) | 73.52 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 16816. | bc12345 (bc12345) | 73.52 | 94% | 2018-07-01 |
| 16817. | NickYungLean (l1ttle_b) | 73.51 | 87% | 2016-07-28 |
| 16818. | bobobobooo (bbobooo) | 73.51 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 16819. | Hamilton (horizon8848) | 73.51 | 96.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 16820. | Nayely (nayelytyperacer) | 73.51 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 16821. | Hal (halzhang) | 73.51 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 16822. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 73.51 | 95% | 2023-05-20 |
| 16823. | Mahesh (mahesh_gl) | 73.51 | 98% | 2013-05-17 |
| 16824. | b (bbqqbb) | 73.51 | 93% | 2013-05-14 |
| 16825. | Laff (norvane) | 73.51 | 93% | 2014-01-03 |
| 16826. | Ilias (iliasanastasiadis) | 73.51 | 94% | 2017-03-08 |
| 16827. | Henry (henry_court) | 73.51 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 16828. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 73.50 | 94.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16829. | Ra (ratsquare) | 73.50 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 16830. | M (maddyjune) | 73.50 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |