It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4921. | Xyno (xynonetix) | 45.21 | 93% | 2020-08-25 |
| 4922. | Noval (nechromaticshioz) | 45.20 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| 4923. | ben (ben_2003) | 45.19 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4924. | Songnay (songnay) | 45.02 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 4925. | Mithun (mithu16_2001) | 44.96 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 4926. | Pedro (imbadathis) | 44.88 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 4927. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 44.77 | 93% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4928. | Yannis (anvilmar) | 44.74 | 94% | 2018-11-27 |
| 4929. | Kunihiko (keuno) | 44.66 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 4930. | Stephen (_stephen) | 44.62 | 94% | 2018-03-27 |
| 4931. | AJAX (ajax_) | 44.59 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 4932. | Guest (nherbe_3) | 44.58 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4933. | shiva (shivanagendra) | 44.52 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 4934. | Adam (camkse) | 44.46 | 94% | 2018-10-11 |
| 4935. | Marcos (aaraaguic) | 44.45 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 4936. | gusher (wizardlordbob) | 44.40 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 4937. | scrittura (halite) | 44.08 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4938. | Sam (sam77777) | 44.05 | 93% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4939. | Azizbek (azizbek00) | 43.86 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4940. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 43.86 | 94% | 2018-02-24 |
| 4941. | Simon (semme01) | 43.84 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 4942. | Yosias (yosias) | 43.73 | 95% | 2018-05-28 |
| 4943. | Jess (jessmxrie) | 43.69 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 4944. | Sam (sammyj265) | 43.65 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
| 4945. | me (devilsdaily) | 43.64 | 94% | 2020-06-28 |
| 4946. | Omar (omarkhair) | 43.43 | 96% | 2020-06-29 |
| 4947. | Woland (thewoland) | 43.42 | 94% | 2019-01-09 |
| 4948. | Ben (financialwar) | 43.39 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 4949. | Firelord (jetray) | 43.31 | 94% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4950. | Sanzhar (sanches1711) | 43.03 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |