The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12098. | Princess (deathmeter) | 85.06 | 87% | 2017-02-07 |
| 12099. | Ever (efebo) | 85.05 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
| 12100. | Angel (failwhale) | 85.05 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
| 12101. | tstats[metroidam11] (metroi... | 85.05 | 94% | 2011-05-26 |
| 12102. | Acetaminophen (imtired) | 85.05 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 12103. | Jaycup (still_ydgn) | 85.05 | 92% | 2013-11-14 |
| 12104. | Zane (zaneg) | 85.05 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 12105. | Anthony (andrithir) | 85.04 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 12106. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 85.04 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 12107. | Tze Ning (zzzzzningd) | 85.04 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 12108. | pipez (pipez) | 85.04 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
| 12109. | Grace (kitsumi) | 85.04 | 94% | 2011-10-26 |
| 12110. | Ian (mystery512) | 85.04 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 12111. | Yealt (yealtnt) | 85.03 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
| 12112. | Hikmat (hjaf23) | 85.03 | 96% | 2016-09-24 |
| 12113. | Jawon (jawon) | 85.03 | 92% | 2017-04-23 |
| 12114. | Violette (waterwiz) | 85.02 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 12115. | Babji (babji1) | 85.02 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12116. | halfcab (halfcab) | 85.02 | 93% | 2015-11-13 |
| 12117. | Dvorak (xchoc) | 85.02 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 12118. | Irene (gold3nang3l) | 85.01 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 12119. | Angie (bnlgusterfan) | 85.01 | 97% | 2016-08-01 |
| 12120. | Tom (particoloured_toucan) | 85.01 | 92% | 2015-01-09 |
| 12121. | Yee (theleftnut) | 85.01 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 12122. | mars (marswork) | 85.01 | 97% | 2015-01-02 |
| 12123. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 85.00 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12124. | Andrew (imccann) | 85.00 | 99% | 2019-09-13 |
| 12125. | akeda (gedex) | 85.00 | 98% | 2012-03-15 |
| 12126. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 85.00 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 12127. | W (davanish) | 85.00 | 95% | 2012-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |