I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8530. | typerwise (typerwise) | 93.41 | 98% | 2025-06-23 |
| 8531. | Lam (lambus) | 93.41 | 97.7% | 2024-02-20 |
| 8532. | zeggy (zegggy) | 93.41 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8533. | abcd (4568493) | 93.41 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| 8534. | Sickly (omnieverything) | 93.40 | 98% | 2024-10-28 |
| 8535. | Campbell (cphalen) | 93.40 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8536. | tids (tids) | 93.40 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8537. | k_otey (k_otey) | 93.40 | 96.5% | 2023-12-14 |
| 8538. | Lee (shriveledegg) | 93.40 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8539. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 93.40 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8540. | Brennan (brennanbrown) | 93.39 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 8541. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 93.39 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 8542. | Brennan (brenn52) | 93.39 | 100% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8543. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 93.38 | 100% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8544. | shehry (shehry) | 93.38 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 8545. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 93.38 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 8546. | Ted (tedfantastic) | 93.37 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 8547. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 93.37 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 8548. | rohan (rohanlahiri05) | 93.36 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 8549. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 93.36 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8550. | minimilk (minimilk) | 93.36 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8551. | mky (omkyo) | 93.36 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 8552. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 93.35 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8553. | Ali (alish2001) | 93.35 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8554. | Xenial (xenial_pc) | 93.34 | 100% | 2024-05-13 |
| 8555. | Jacob (flemdog) | 93.34 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| 8556. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 93.34 | 98% | 2024-09-06 |
| 8557. | Shawn (faketypewriter) | 93.34 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 8558. | folderb (folderb) | 93.33 | 100% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8559. | _les_ (_les_) | 93.33 | 100% | 2017-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |