Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1975. | tufffish (tufffish) | 104.87 | 98% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1976. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 104.86 | 98.6% | 2023-07-14 |
| 1977. | Ahnaf (ahnaf0059) | 104.85 | 95% | 2025-08-02 |
| 1978. | Ahmed Wael Wanas (absolutez... | 104.85 | 96.4% | 2024-09-29 |
| 1979. | Kyle (cachia36) | 104.85 | 97% | 2025-12-02 |
| 1980. | Almir (slimetorch) | 104.83 | 95% | 2024-03-22 |
| 1981. | TennisGOAT (tennislegend1234) | 104.82 | 98% | 2025-03-15 |
| 1982. | D (ducktypist) | 104.79 | 98.2% | 2023-06-12 |
| 1983. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 104.75 | 97.1% | 2023-12-10 |
| 1984. | Jolly_Bones (jolly_bones) | 104.68 | 98.1% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1985. | Elias (utoos) | 104.68 | 98% | 2026-04-10 |
| 1986. | Fai (fymf114) | 104.67 | 97.6% | 2023-08-31 |
| 1987. | ws (wdsyywd) | 104.65 | 98.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 1988. | Matato (matat0) | 104.65 | 95.2% | 2024-04-29 |
| 1989. | (lyricist) | 104.65 | 99% | 2025-02-11 |
| 1990. | Upon (thydomoxd) | 104.65 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1991. | Alien (half_alien) | 104.61 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 1992. | indigo (indigofast) | 104.60 | 99.1% | 2024-09-22 |
| 1993. | BaconFarmer420 (baconfarmer... | 104.59 | 96.8% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1994. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 104.55 | 99% | 2025-07-11 |
| 1995. | ByCreepss (bycreepsss) | 104.55 | 99.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 1996. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 104.54 | 99% | 2025-09-20 |
| 1997. | Denis (carvedseven) | 104.54 | 98.4% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1998. | T (pinkdot) | 104.53 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1999. | Kuzma (rikoj02) | 104.51 | 98.2% | 2023-06-22 |
| 2000. | Squrl (earldasqurl) | 104.51 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 2001. | Rod_Regus (rod_regus) | 104.51 | 96.4% | 2024-07-06 |
| 2002. | Jack (jalcant) | 104.50 | 98.3% | 2024-09-27 |
| 2003. | Oliver (guggero) | 104.50 | 99.1% | 2023-09-19 |
| 2004. | Ja-kobe (jrutz26) | 104.49 | 97% | 2025-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |