What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 232. | (alexisttnguyen) | 113.62 | 99% | 2020-01-28 |
| 233. | (harshbarger.a@gmail.com) | 113.60 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 234. | (ultrabum) | 113.54 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 235. | (dexter98) | 113.51 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 236. | aqibm (aqibm) | 113.07 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 237. | Ahmadi (transporter) | 113.02 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 238. | (scaphism) | 112.94 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 239. | (timjeffery44) | 112.94 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 240. | (wintercore) | 112.93 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 241. | (unbelievable_10) | 112.87 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 242. | (youei) | 112.76 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 243. | Alan (spiren) | 112.72 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 244. | (bummered) | 112.70 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 245. | alieb (alieb) | 112.42 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 246. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 112.26 | 99% | 2019-05-01 |
| 247. | (rwschuster) | 112.14 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 248. | (haleymichellle) | 112.03 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 249. | lubi222 (lubi222) | 112.01 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 250. | (bobobb) | 111.85 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 251. | Laura (laura_palmer) | 111.79 | 100% | 2018-05-30 |
| 252. | (nielsjensen) | 111.77 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 253. | (tt_richard) | 111.62 | 99% | 2019-04-17 |
| 254. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 111.61 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 255. | (drytoast) | 111.56 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 256. | (whackygrub) | 111.54 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
| 257. | (zest) | 111.53 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 258. | (beckybonez) | 111.53 | 99% | 2020-06-30 |
| 259. | (an66) | 111.39 | 96.9% | 2024-02-03 |
| 260. | (wyzzard123) | 111.38 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 261. | EpochPirate (epochpirate) | 111.35 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |