As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5286. | (cnossboss) | 96.72 | 98.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5287. | (rrosie1213) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5288. | (lastalchemist) | 96.72 | 99% | 2022-07-19 |
| 5289. | (moonamoon) | 96.71 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5290. | (ivantoodope) | 96.71 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 5291. | สปริงหัก (b... | 96.71 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 5292. | ji9star (jii99star) | 96.70 | 98% | 2025-05-20 |
| 5293. | (jaredgoodman03) | 96.70 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 5294. | (leotapp) | 96.70 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 5295. | (schmurk) | 96.70 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 5296. | (crunksader) | 96.70 | 92% | 2016-10-06 |
| 5297. | Dan (wrightdp) | 96.70 | 98% | 2016-03-08 |
| 5298. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 96.69 | 98.7% | 2024-08-30 |
| 5299. | (delta23) | 96.68 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5300. | Juan (isayuno) | 96.68 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 5301. | (lithoxsmurf) | 96.68 | 90% | 2015-10-03 |
| 5302. | (ji1121) | 96.67 | 97.6% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5303. | (timvdberg_) | 96.67 | 98% | 2025-04-20 |
| 5304. | (haleymichellle) | 96.67 | 94% | 2016-07-25 |
| 5305. | (apeninspaaace) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 5306. | (substring) | 96.66 | 99% | 2015-08-14 |
| 5307. | (lemontea387) | 96.65 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5308. | Turning 14 in 2 Weeks! (spe... | 96.65 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 5309. | (championera) | 96.64 | 93% | 2015-05-16 |
| 5310. | (theminecube) | 96.64 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 5311. | micorazon (pajahify) | 96.64 | 100% | 2017-04-01 |
| 5312. | (sirfurness) | 96.64 | 97% | 2017-05-28 |
| 5313. | (jlotheodore) | 96.64 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5314. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 96.63 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5315. | John (tranbot) | 96.63 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |