So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15602. | Rodrigo (hotrod5595) | 75.61 | 88% | 2011-10-11 |
| 15603. | UltraDev (ultradev_) | 75.61 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 15604. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 75.60 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 15605. | Z (hackerpro) | 75.60 | 91% | 2013-12-04 |
| 15606. | MrMOABy (tankster6) | 75.60 | 95% | 2014-10-01 |
| 15607. | Jarid (hoover229) | 75.60 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 15608. | torachiyo (torachiyo_dvorak) | 75.60 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 15609. | krye (kryeee) | 75.59 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 15610. | henrik (younggunnawunna) | 75.59 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15611. | Oscar (racksaw) | 75.59 | 95% | 2017-11-12 |
| 15612. | alien_super (alien_super) | 75.59 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 15613. | The (theinsider) | 75.59 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 15614. | David (yishuman) | 75.58 | 89% | 2016-10-05 |
| 15615. | Travis (excuseyou) | 75.58 | 95% | 2013-09-27 |
| 15616. | kev (kilb0t) | 75.58 | 95% | 2018-06-08 |
| 15617. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 75.58 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 15618. | aether (brighthammerxt) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15619. | Rico (satoshi444) | 75.57 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 15620. | haley (haleym) | 75.57 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 15621. | CS (brown2607) | 75.56 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 15622. | David (butnall) | 75.56 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 15623. | Munster (motserella) | 75.56 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 15624. | Ridans (ridans) | 75.56 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 15625. | Jill (jillblack) | 75.56 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15626. | vivek (viveklakshmank) | 75.56 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 15627. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 75.56 | 98% | 2012-05-20 |
| 15628. | Shawn (set276) | 75.55 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 15629. | signam x (signam_x) | 75.55 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 15630. | Jun (jacketwithpockets) | 75.55 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 15631. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 75.55 | 99% | 2023-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |