The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31250. | awsomo5000 (awsomo500) | 49.33 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 31251. | Banh Bao (teezy1) | 49.33 | 95% | 2020-09-20 |
| 31252. | Pan314 (pan314) | 49.33 | 94% | 2016-08-07 |
| 31253. | Pavan (pavan44) | 49.33 | 94% | 2014-08-20 |
| 31254. | nikelaos (nikelaos) | 49.32 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 31255. | John (speedmore) | 49.31 | 94% | 2023-02-26 |
| 31256. | songdocheese (songdocheese) | 49.30 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 31257. | Sapva (sapva) | 49.30 | 92% | 2020-07-14 |
| 31258. | Charles (charles0420) | 49.29 | 91% | 2012-12-24 |
| 31259. | Maxim (mista7) | 49.28 | 93% | 2022-02-13 |
| 31260. | Hưng (qaszxc) | 49.28 | 89% | 2013-12-19 |
| 31261. | amdes (amarama) | 49.27 | 90% | 2016-12-11 |
| 31262. | Fi (rocafili) | 49.27 | 95% | 2016-05-02 |
| 31263. | Adam (vitamind3) | 49.26 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 31264. | RIP Byron (superfrik) | 49.26 | 87% | 2015-11-15 |
| 31265. | Akash (akashuphade) | 49.26 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
| 31266. | yepyep (modagogo) | 49.25 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 31267. | Kamol (danny_13) | 49.25 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 31268. | Erik (hal_ko) | 49.25 | 96% | 2014-01-21 |
| 31269. | Khoa (tmdk07) | 49.25 | 96% | 2012-03-15 |
| 31270. | SilentQ (silentq) | 49.25 | 94% | 2014-11-04 |
| 31271. | Hamed (selvanest) | 49.24 | 94% | 2017-06-26 |
| 31272. | akhi (akhilabairy) | 49.23 | 93% | 2015-07-14 |
| 31273. | Mohamed (s7itx) | 49.22 | 92% | 2023-04-23 |
| 31274. | Juan (juanpalx) | 49.21 | 87% | 2013-01-14 |
| 31275. | Hasib (hasib_aye) | 49.20 | 93% | 2019-04-11 |
| 31276. | Wanani (themoroccanlad) | 49.20 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 31277. | tai (sharpblader) | 49.20 | 92% | 2013-03-20 |
| 31278. | happysky (happysky) | 49.18 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 31279. | Blake (topo666) | 49.18 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |