As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8584. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 87.50 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8585. | Sam (samtsullivan) | 87.50 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 8586. | Bad (iwillgetbetterattyping) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 8587. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 87.49 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 8588. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 87.49 | 98% | 2025-12-02 |
| 8589. | Enosh (watahec) | 87.49 | 98.4% | 2024-06-13 |
| 8590. | Sam (sommeldb) | 87.49 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 8591. | Simon (tartanllama) | 87.49 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 8592. | Justin (jjallday13) | 87.49 | 91% | 2016-06-25 |
| 8593. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 87.49 | 99% | 2018-02-25 |
| 8594. | yemeni (rolantis) | 87.48 | 96.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8595. | Jordan (veyzh) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8596. | Norman (oomenacka) | 87.48 | 96.7% | 2024-11-17 |
| 8597. | Acetaminophen (savirbaas) | 87.48 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 8598. | Adam (borasz) | 87.48 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 8599. | AGreenFruit (thederpyavocado) | 87.48 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 8600. | Ning (haining) | 87.47 | 98.2% | 2024-12-10 |
| 8601. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 87.47 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8602. | Mayara (marezita) | 87.47 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 8603. | Belden (belden_keren) | 87.47 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 8604. | Eajno (eajno) | 87.47 | 95% | 2015-10-10 |
| 8605. | rongquan (rongquan) | 87.46 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| 8606. | Trent (ahurazor) | 87.46 | 99% | 2024-06-05 |
| 8607. | Rachel (rayellen) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
| 8608. | Airdan (asianfriess) | 87.46 | 96.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8609. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 87.46 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8610. | Maple (maplesyrup789) | 87.46 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 8611. | timtotschlag (timtotschlag) | 87.46 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 8612. | Plebber (plebber_typing) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8613. | Filip (sodic) | 87.45 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |