I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4152. | Nikolas (nomadz) | 104.22 | 99% | 2017-03-25 |
| 4153. | poke (ekop1) | 104.22 | 98.3% | 2024-02-12 |
| 4154. | OminousVirus (ominousvirus) | 104.21 | 98% | 2024-08-15 |
| 4155. | Kahoot (kahoot_) | 104.21 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 4156. | Baruk (baruk) | 104.21 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4157. | Lance (lznce) | 104.20 | 97.1% | 2023-07-26 |
| 4158. | Luka (luklel) | 104.20 | 92% | 2016-01-22 |
| 4159. | Ngoc (ngocvule2007) | 104.19 | 97.5% | 2024-07-24 |
| 4160. | Wills (willbutplural) | 104.19 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4161. | Timowoof (timowoof) | 104.19 | 97% | 2025-10-23 |
| 4162. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 104.19 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 4163. | bruh (im_rat) | 104.18 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 4164. | thanos (thanosmpath) | 104.18 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 4165. | Victo (victo_sn) | 104.18 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 4166. | nerosnm (sorenm) | 104.18 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4167. | Joey (rosuoammdo) | 104.18 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 4168. | Divine (hailey3vb) | 104.17 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 4169. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 104.17 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 4170. | Jimmy (jimbozeubuen) | 104.17 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 4171. | jack18 (jack18) | 104.16 | 99% | 2023-04-10 |
| 4172. | Santiago (drebexler) | 104.16 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 4173. | Typing (typing_ant) | 104.16 | 98.2% | 2023-09-18 |
| 4174. | Mirek (mireknguyen) | 104.16 | 97% | 2025-07-10 |
| 4175. | sidm (sidm) | 104.16 | 95% | 2016-07-09 |
| 4176. | zenoraic (zenoraic) | 104.15 | 97.3% | 2024-11-28 |
| 4177. | sheresingh (sheresingh) | 104.15 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4178. | Jesper (dwingx) | 104.15 | 96% | 2026-01-12 |
| 4179. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 104.14 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
| 4180. | krxzy (krxzy) | 104.13 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 4181. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 104.11 | 95.5% | 2023-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |