So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35889. | Myles (pord) | 35.71 | 92% | 2021-10-23 |
| 35890. | Shankar (shankar1190) | 35.71 | 90% | 2011-07-24 |
| 35891. | Blackbat (blackbat101) | 35.67 | 79% | 2016-04-03 |
| 35892. | Pakistan is my Love (sancbae) | 35.67 | 92% | 2021-09-03 |
| 35893. | scorpio (scorpiolek) | 35.66 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 35894. | Bob (mistype) | 35.65 | 96% | 2015-06-16 |
| 35895. | eyak (eyal_) | 35.64 | 92% | 2021-03-28 |
| 35896. | Amy (qtang) | 35.64 | 92% | 2011-11-23 |
| 35897. | Mobin (nibom) | 35.63 | 85% | 2016-09-05 |
| 35898. | Tian (peter) | 35.63 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 35899. | Margaret (spunkymkp) | 35.63 | 94% | 2011-10-06 |
| 35900. | Adrianna (pupa) | 35.63 | 89% | 2012-08-03 |
| 35901. | Tom (tlueddek) | 35.56 | 89% | 2016-09-13 |
| 35902. | sudip (sudip) | 35.56 | 97% | 2013-01-29 |
| 35903. | hào (chauthienhao123) | 35.51 | 92.5% | 2023-08-12 |
| 35904. | alessandro (alecs76) | 35.48 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 35905. | Yesenia (senia91) | 35.42 | 82% | 2012-06-25 |
| 35906. | Shambhu (shambhu) | 35.42 | 91% | 2013-09-15 |
| 35907. | HaEn (haen) | 35.42 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 35908. | pham (thanhpt) | 35.33 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 35909. | John Rey (jennjohnrey) | 35.32 | 97% | 2014-07-28 |
| 35910. | swaliheart (swaliheart) | 35.31 | 92% | 2022-08-22 |
| 35911. | Noah (noahzilla) | 35.30 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 35912. | Vikram (fast_life) | 35.29 | 91% | 2021-01-01 |
| 35913. | Killerbot (killerbot2) | 35.25 | 91% | 2023-07-02 |
| 35914. | Gaurav (gkeesh7) | 35.22 | 79% | 2015-04-02 |
| 35915. | Sujon (mastabayta) | 35.21 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 35916. | Goldhead (goldhead) | 35.20 | 90% | 2012-09-26 |
| 35917. | kai (kakakakakiehtggo) | 35.19 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 35918. | Siran (siran) | 35.18 | 94% | 2015-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |