So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13105. | Josiah (jo_kr) | 79.72 | 89% | 2015-02-05 |
| 13106. | Rickard (remme) | 79.72 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 13107. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 79.71 | 97% | 2016-03-30 |
| 13108. | lucia (shql) | 79.71 | 100% | 2018-10-06 |
| 13109. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 79.71 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 13110. | cheatwheat (cheatwheat) | 79.71 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 13111. | Alexander (chacka) | 79.71 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 13112. | Jot (jotjtx) | 79.70 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 13113. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 79.70 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 13114. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 79.70 | 97% | 2017-03-06 |
| 13115. | reymund (rocketman234) | 79.70 | 98% | 2011-09-09 |
| 13116. | Ugliest (dankdingdonghd) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 13117. | KC Abhinav (kcabdn) | 79.69 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 13118. | Pyren (pyren83) | 79.69 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13119. | Howly (howly) | 79.69 | 94% | 2014-07-02 |
| 13120. | Leo (woor) | 79.69 | 91% | 2013-12-07 |
| 13121. | daniel (nitezu) | 79.68 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 13122. | Erik (hadooo) | 79.68 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 13123. | Becca (beccamata96) | 79.68 | 97% | 2016-01-09 |
| 13124. | Alex (bigal1519) | 79.68 | 96% | 2014-03-22 |
| 13125. | Jakub (xaneth) | 79.68 | 93% | 2014-10-16 |
| 13126. | Jeerati (folkjeerati) | 79.68 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 13127. | Elias (eddyede) | 79.67 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 13128. | Raian (raian_tasfin) | 79.67 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 13129. | Pilar (letargou) | 79.67 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 13130. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 79.67 | 86% | 2017-02-10 |
| 13131. | Shaun (anomalys) | 79.67 | 95% | 2011-09-06 |
| 13132. | sunny7heLegend (sunnytheleg... | 79.66 | 89% | 2012-04-16 |
| 13133. | Kyla (kyla0) | 79.66 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 13134. | silver (sasori) | 79.66 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |