Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5908. | Yatin (yatin18) | 42.10 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 5909. | michael (mike92s) | 42.09 | 94% | 2018-08-25 |
| 5910. | PRASHANT (prashantkumarjha) | 42.02 | 94% | 2019-01-02 |
| 5911. | Filipo (filipomarcel) | 41.98 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 5912. | RIP reckful (typefacer88) | 41.96 | 93% | 2019-02-15 |
| 5913. | manish (manishvishwa) | 41.95 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 5914. | novika (novi2221) | 41.93 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 5915. | Tsunami (bmo12) | 41.86 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 5916. | Never :q! (mista_t) | 41.83 | 93% | 2020-06-23 |
| 5917. | Praveen (praveen3791) | 41.83 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 5918. | Rob (ebqs) | 41.81 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 5919. | Mani(◕‿◕) (mani2k15) | 41.77 | 93% | 2017-12-05 |
| 5920. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 41.76 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5921. | Mohamed (mohamed536) | 41.76 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 5922. | Ankon (luciferankon) | 41.76 | 93% | 2019-09-05 |
| 5923. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 41.71 | 95% | 2018-10-22 |
| 5924. | Zack (hackyzack17) | 41.69 | 92% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5925. | madhan (maddar) | 41.66 | 93% | 2017-11-09 |
| 5926. | Prakul (prax99) | 41.64 | 95% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5927. | Loki (fuukaeri) | 41.63 | 93% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5928. | Troy (e_girl) | 41.60 | 95% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5929. | Daniel (shifu254) | 41.60 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 5930. | rafi (club86) | 41.58 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
| 5931. | PB (yukiiiipboy) | 41.56 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 5932. | Kimberly (kimmyneps) | 41.55 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 5933. | CK (aceofck) | 41.53 | 92% | 2018-05-10 |
| 5934. | Carash (carash) | 41.51 | 94% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5935. | Chilasak (chilasak) | 41.50 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5936. | Moin (mdsun72) | 41.43 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5937. | milan (milanff) | 41.41 | 94% | 2018-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |