So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19429. | togood4u (eatmydustlol) | 69.32 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| 19430. | giul1o (giul1o) | 69.32 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 19431. | Mark (markdane22) | 69.32 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
| 19432. | Siddhanathan (siddhanathan) | 69.32 | 90% | 2014-11-23 |
| 19433. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 69.32 | 89% | 2016-12-05 |
| 19434. | Harvey (harvey123) | 69.32 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 19435. | Prashanth (basketballbomb) | 69.32 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 19436. | Cookrieme (lonarexiz) | 69.31 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 19437. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 69.31 | 94% | 2022-12-28 |
| 19438. | WillyWonka (willy_wonka56) | 69.31 | 95% | 2022-11-30 |
| 19439. | Perpetua (pepsy1828) | 69.31 | 96.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 19440. | Hung (hungerbro) | 69.31 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 19441. | Lynn (lynnscottt) | 69.31 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
| 19442. | pansui (pansui_nagaland) | 69.31 | 92% | 2011-05-28 |
| 19443. | Kunal (kunalsinha) | 69.31 | 97% | 2014-07-31 |
| 19444. | randomdancemoves (human) | 69.31 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 19445. | Zack (hackyzack17) | 69.30 | 95% | 2022-04-22 |
| 19446. | Sour (sourbraix) | 69.30 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 19447. | Francisco (old_fritz) | 69.30 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 19448. | Sagittarius (deelicious) | 69.30 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 19449. | Ninja (ninjanahin) | 69.30 | 91% | 2012-09-02 |
| 19450. | Michi (damike) | 69.30 | 98% | 2013-01-30 |
| 19451. | Jack (jackshadow) | 69.29 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 19452. | rayra (rayra24) | 69.29 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 19453. | handover (handover) | 69.29 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 19454. | Fernando (dragon_reaper99) | 69.29 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 19455. | Steve (stevie169) | 69.28 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 19456. | iconic (ganic) | 69.28 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 19457. | Leen (leengh) | 69.28 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 19458. | blaze (blaise) | 69.28 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |