Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11744. | Teddy (wazazaby) | 85.34 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 11745. | Smajin (smajin) | 85.34 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 11746. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 85.34 | 97% | 2019-03-24 |
| 11747. | wolfthelilstepper (wolfthel... | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-12-23 |
| 11748. | Harry (bonogo123) | 85.32 | 96.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11749. | Sukant (sukant) | 85.32 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
| 11750. | Hayden (yunvlol) | 85.31 | 99% | 2022-01-30 |
| 11751. | Jaffri (jeffli2000) | 85.31 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11752. | daniel (daniel_2007) | 85.30 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 11753. | smellyct (smellyct) | 85.30 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11754. | codiguero (codiguero) | 85.29 | 96.7% | 2024-11-09 |
| 11755. | Firelove (firelove7k) | 85.29 | 98% | 2025-05-17 |
| 11756. | G̸̡̢̠̼̻̟̠̠̎͊͜ͅ... | 85.29 | 98% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11757. | Mizule (mizule) | 85.29 | 98% | 2024-12-16 |
| 11758. | tstats[shubhampatil] (shubh... | 85.29 | 98.5% | 2023-11-23 |
| 11759. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 85.29 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 11760. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 85.28 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 11761. | bentable (bentable) | 85.28 | 98.1% | 2024-02-09 |
| 11762. | Ryan (xealzarjolbiver) | 85.28 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
| 11763. | vek (asdvek) | 85.28 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 11764. | ionut (ionut_red) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 11765. | grinding leno (lenorr) | 85.28 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 11766. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 85.28 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 11767. | Rexcellerator (88rexs) | 85.27 | 96% | 2025-10-13 |
| 11768. | Sam (indecisam) | 85.27 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 11769. | Sarah (smm2319) | 85.27 | 99% | 2025-02-24 |
| 11770. | Ebrahim (ebrahimgouda) | 85.27 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 11771. | pituf0 (pituf0) | 85.27 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 11772. | Jethro (jethrofort) | 85.27 | 96.5% | 2024-09-14 |
| 11773. | Papa (papaosmurf) | 85.27 | 99% | 2019-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |