I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9060. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 93.02 | 99% | 2017-08-25 |
| 9061. | Kelfino (kelfino) | 93.02 | 98.8% | 2023-10-11 |
| 9062. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 93.02 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 9063. | Yigithan (sturgis) | 93.02 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
| 9064. | michael (michaelandjack) | 93.01 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9065. | Kevin (trunkate) | 93.01 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 9066. | ggzor (ggzor) | 93.01 | 99% | 2023-01-22 |
| 9067. | Jay (wumbotypes) | 93.01 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 9068. | a (ierfth) | 93.01 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 9069. | Minori (twoautumnleaf) | 93.00 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 9070. | Derpz (derpzgaming) | 93.00 | 93% | 2017-01-26 |
| 9071. | envy (ayytsklmao) | 93.00 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 9072. | kaashmonee (kaashmonee) | 92.99 | 95% | 2018-08-09 |
| 9073. | Eric (ec052002) | 92.99 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9074. | SabrePlot (sabreplot) | 92.99 | 97.1% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9075. | Tom (speedor) | 92.99 | 95.5% | 2024-06-01 |
| 9076. | Atsumu (a1212479) | 92.98 | 98% | 2025-09-03 |
| 9077. | Krueger (krugman) | 92.98 | 96.7% | 2025-02-19 |
| 9078. | Daniel (hacklime) | 92.98 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 9079. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 92.97 | 98.8% | 2024-08-03 |
| 9080. | Federico (_cali) | 92.97 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 9081. | Jake (jakeboogie) | 92.97 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 9082. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 92.96 | 97.6% | 2024-03-03 |
| 9083. | DecentMan (decent_ma) | 92.95 | 98% | 2025-06-26 |
| 9084. | Jason (superiorj) | 92.95 | 98% | 2025-12-16 |
| 9085. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 92.95 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9086. | W (world_hello) | 92.95 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 9087. | Waterman304 (waterman304) | 92.95 | 99% | 2022-06-26 |
| 9088. | Blawle (blawle) | 92.95 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 9089. | Susan (pfpigs) | 92.95 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |