The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34144. | martin (martoi) | 61.21 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 34145. | McKnight (dnamcknight) | 61.21 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 34146. | Mahmoud (hanora__) | 61.21 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 34147. | FN (fnhm) | 61.21 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 34148. | Kunal (kunalsharma) | 61.21 | 95% | 2017-06-22 |
| 34149. | Ojas (ojas) | 61.21 | 99% | 2013-07-03 |
| 34150. | Ludwing (ludwing) | 61.21 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 34151. | Zamami (shadaokami) | 61.20 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 34152. | PeanutJam (peanutjam) | 61.20 | 90% | 2014-08-25 |
| 34153. | Daniel (jakab922) | 61.20 | 98% | 2011-08-30 |
| 34154. | Xemyz (xemyz) | 61.19 | 95% | 2023-06-19 |
| 34155. | Igor (kruzics) | 61.19 | 95% | 2016-01-03 |
| 34156. | Pranav (_vanarp) | 61.19 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 34157. | MMJ (kamikaze) | 61.19 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 34158. | Validuss (validuss) | 61.19 | 93% | 2015-02-11 |
| 34159. | Lennard (leoracing) | 61.19 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 34160. | foenem (mkmares_qwerty) | 61.18 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 34161. | xander (xanderxanderfto) | 61.18 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 34162. | Andrew (asianpenguin2) | 61.18 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 34163. | vasilis (hackfree) | 61.18 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 34164. | Tony (tony) | 61.18 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 34165. | e (spdy) | 61.18 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 34166. | Jason (jasontong) | 61.18 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 34167. | nullun (nullun) | 61.17 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
| 34168. | Kelley (kelley1) | 61.17 | 90% | 2011-06-24 |
| 34169. | Josh (assassins) | 61.17 | 89% | 2014-05-17 |
| 34170. | Rui (mitens04) | 61.16 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 34171. | Gabriel (gasanteo_1) | 61.16 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 34172. | Yohannes (wintersolider) | 61.16 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 34173. | E (phillipcool127) | 61.16 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |