Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9788. | Drew (yvngcrayon) | 86.48 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 9789. | GreenBoy (greenboy818) | 86.48 | 90% | 2017-01-29 |
| 9790. | User (redytedy) | 86.48 | 100% | 2015-08-27 |
| 9791. | Max (elsancho5) | 86.48 | 99% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9792. | msetera (theobserver) | 86.48 | 93% | 2012-12-23 |
| 9793. | Jared (u8ol0) | 86.47 | 91% | 2015-04-28 |
| 9794. | chris (maathew) | 86.47 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 9795. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 86.47 | 95.6% | 2023-08-18 |
| 9796. | Mai Ngo (ngongocmai) | 86.47 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 9797. | Falco (falconil) | 86.47 | 99% | 2017-07-22 |
| 9798. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 86.47 | 96% | 2018-06-24 |
| 9799. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 86.46 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9800. | Nalshiga (ecniv) | 86.46 | 96% | 2016-05-09 |
| 9801. | David (klassmagicer17) | 86.46 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 9802. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 86.46 | 99% | 2021-10-14 |
| 9803. | Scalene (scalene) | 86.46 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 9804. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 86.45 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9805. | Varun (varuns924) | 86.45 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 9806. | Peter (habibp) | 86.45 | 99.4% | 2023-06-30 |
| 9807. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 86.45 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9808. | Spraito (spraito) | 86.45 | 99% | 2023-09-03 |
| 9809. | Austin (ramakil) | 86.45 | 94% | 2014-12-28 |
| 9810. | JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs) | 86.45 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 9811. | Sean (seankim9) | 86.44 | 89% | 2013-02-24 |
| 9812. | Ethan (2019haye05) | 86.44 | 97% | 2023-10-22 |
| 9813. | ZapSlow (zapadobo) | 86.44 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9814. | Niko (varial) | 86.44 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 9815. | udo (deep231199) | 86.44 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 9816. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 86.44 | 96% | 2016-08-12 |
| 9817. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 86.44 | 99% | 2016-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |