Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35238. | Allen (allenet) | 43.33 | 89% | 2016-10-28 |
| 35239. | Sriram (ram7909) | 43.33 | 93% | 2020-11-29 |
| 35240. | nhan (dcc01) | 43.33 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 35241. | toodemhard (toodemhard) | 43.33 | 93% | 2020-04-10 |
| 35242. | D (stretch) | 43.32 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 35243. | Arsh (batman4ever) | 43.32 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 35244. | ICY U (icy_u) | 43.32 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 35245. | Izzy (isabella1203) | 43.32 | 88% | 2014-02-23 |
| 35246. | wong (wycmfu) | 43.31 | 98% | 2011-06-28 |
| 35247. | Eustace (gh05twr1t3r) | 43.31 | 87% | 2015-05-13 |
| 35248. | Ahmed (ahmedeldeebo) | 43.31 | 92% | 2021-03-20 |
| 35249. | Prax (praxling) | 43.31 | 93% | 2019-04-17 |
| 35250. | Fasai (fasai) | 43.31 | 92% | 2011-09-07 |
| 35251. | louis (louis) | 43.30 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 35252. | ruby (rubz) | 43.30 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 35253. | Laci (billentyubetyar) | 43.30 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 35254. | Nje (pettsonator) | 43.29 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 35255. | Hamed (ha190819) | 43.29 | 93.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 35256. | Matthew (matthewdoig) | 43.29 | 92% | 2022-03-18 |
| 35257. | ElienaiBH (elienai) | 43.28 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 35258. | claudia (spikaboo) | 43.28 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 35259. | Drake (techboy81) | 43.28 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 35260. | Hans (zozo800) | 43.28 | 96% | 2017-01-23 |
| 35261. | John (dibsee) | 43.28 | 91% | 2016-02-02 |
| 35262. | le (demitwo) | 43.28 | 93% | 2022-04-22 |
| 35263. | Amy (imsodone) | 43.28 | 94% | 2022-01-17 |
| 35264. | Braxton (braxton) | 43.27 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 35265. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 43.27 | 95% | 2023-01-15 |
| 35266. | yassin (yassin_tafouzert) | 43.27 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 35267. | me (p1nec0ne) | 43.27 | 94% | 2021-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |